If you're already irritating the general public with your substandard covers of overplayed 'classics' like chunderwall or summoner-of-69, why not take your act to a whole level of annoyance by adding a relentless 4-on-the-floor half defined thump through every song? The world is already a difficult place, you may as well make it a bit worse.

Model: Original Stomp Box
Made: Australia, mid-00s
Type: percussion
Power: passive
Equivalent new street price: n/a
Mods: none
Accessories: no box or manual
Condition notes: used, few minor marks, fully functional. Overall: good condition