One time, a longtime store customer described the patron saint of bluesdads, Joe Bonamassa, as Joe Bonermassive. I thought that was pretty funny, juvenile as it was. See, blues is the funnest genre, even today, right?

Model: Boss BD-2 Blues Driver
Made: Taiwan, recent model
Type: low gain overdrive 
Power: regular 9v negative supply or 9v battery, not included
Equivalent new street price (approx): $195aud
Mods: baseplate switched for blank with dual-lock attached
Accessories: original box, baseplate and manual
Condition notes: used, no major marks, fully functional. Overall: excellent condition